ok so that t. you can order it, exclusively on @thefancy here: save an XS for me. x
super high and this is what I’m vibing.
If I barf enough will this feeling exit my body?
Love watching people progress.
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1 Paul F. Tompkins: Hubris!: "And I ain't goin' back to live that old life no more."
Two years ago today, at this hour, my wife and I were married. Immediately after being pronounced so, and after kissing for the first time as husband and wife, the song “Wagon Wheel” by Old Crow Medicine Show played, and we processed past our family and our friends and began our new life…
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406 Rachel Bloom - You Can Touch My Boobies
“12-year-old boys are so immature, I’m glad I’ve grown as a person.” -Still clueless 13-year-old boy.
(Source: College Humor)
Well, if John Ross Bowie is going to post his, then I am going to post mine.
Thank you, Allan Amato!
be still, my heart. This is my number 1.
Here’s a better one.
I have to share my new piece with the Internet. I’m obsessed.
gq:
What Would Jean-Ralphio Do? (WWJ-RD?)
Parks and Recreation’s Snake Juice entrepreneur offers love advice and more.
GQ: Best way to pop the more important question, i.e. “Will you have sex with me?”
Jean-Ralphio: Text; tweet; Friendster post; fortune in a fortune cookie; during a screening of Stuart Little; sign language; Legos; make an adorable 2-year-old hand over a note asking the question for you; as a follow-up question, after she says “no” to “will you marry me.”
GQ: What’s the ideal date?
Jean-Ralphio: Me, Snake Juice, anything by Tyrese or Sisqó playing in the background, waterbed.
GQ: You’re in fifth grade. It’s math class. Julie sends you a note: I think you’re kinda cute.” What’s your next move?
Jean-Ralphio: I pass her a scientific calculator with pre-typed numbers that, when held upside down, spells BOOBIES.
GQ: You’re 83 years old. It’s bingo night. Ethel makes eye contact. What’s your next move?
Jean-Ralphio: I pass her a scientific calculator with pre-typed numbers that, when held upside down, spells BOOBIES.
(via ifc)
